Yo momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish

Yo momma so fat even flat stanley told her to scoot the f*ck over

Yo Momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 50 pounds

Yo Mamma so fat that she dose'nt need internet shes already world wide.

Yo Momma so stupid, she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch.

yo mama so fat when she twerks it makes an earthqauke

your mamma so small when she sits on a curb her legs dangle

Yo momma is so fat she created a hotmail account just so she can eat Spam

Yo mama so dumb that she had went on the other side of a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo Moma So Fat She Left The House In Heels, And Came Back In Flats...