Girl: It's a shame your here.
You: It's a shame you look just like your mom.

Yo Momma is so ugly she's the reason the Great Wall of China exists in the first place.

Yo Momma so fat... when she went bungie jumping.....THE BRIDGE BROKE!

yo mama is so fat her belly buttion gets home 15 minutes before she does!!!

Yo Momma so fat when she walked onto the diving board the lifeguard said to your dad, "Sorry, you can't park here."

Yo Momma so fat when she was growing up she didn't play with dolls, she played with midgets

Yo Momma so fat she broke the stairway to heaven

Yo Momma so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new world

yo momma so fat when she got into the elevator it went down instead of up...

your mum is so ugly she made an onion cry.