Yo momma so stupid when someone said blowjob she started blowing for 5 hours thinking she would get money

Yo momma so ugly she froze ice and burned the sun

Your momma's so stupid that she got trapped in a grocery store and staved to death

yo mammas so fat when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"

Yo mommy is so poor she can't even pay attention

Yo mama is so fat her waist size is the equator

Yo mamas like a hardware store two cents for a screw

Yo mamas so poor when I walked in the front door I tripped out the back

Yo momma so fat the earth thought that there was a new planet

Yo momma so dumb she put the keys of the keyboard in alphabetical order