Yo Mamma SOOOOOOO fat, when she farted, she caused Global Warming!

yo mommma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreseted for public nudity!

yo mamma's so poor she hangs used toilet paper up to dry! :)

Yo mamma Is so ugly she maid an onion cry

Yo mammas so fat she caused the Challenger rocket to fall

I did a marathon yesterday. Two laps around yo momma!

Yo Momma is so fat, when I killed her in Call of Duty, I got a five kill-streak.

yo momma so dumb she tripped over the wireless phone

yo momma is so fat her belt size is equater

Yo momma is so fat when she falls down the hobo's start saying:

The sky is falling