yo mama is so ugly when she went in a haunted house she came out with a application

Yo Momma so fat, when she had a sex with her husband she suffocated him.

Yo Momma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "Sorry, one at a time please."

Yo Momma so stupid when she went for a blood test she asked if she could have time to study

Yo Momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory.

Yo momma so fat, she was the ice burg in titanic.

Yo mamas like a nail always gets hammered

Yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought it was miracle to have you born

Yo mamma so ugly her birth was a miskake so her birth certificate was an apology letter