Yo mama so old, if I asked her to act her age, she'd die!
Yo Mama so fat that Steven Hawkins based his 'black hole theory' on her a**hole!!!!!!!!
YO MOMMA SO FAT THAT... We are very concerned about her health
yo ommas so fat i missed a whole series
yo mama is so stupid ,she got mad threw a rock at the ground and then missed.
Yo Momma so ugly that when she walk's in kitchen, the mice jump on the table and scream "HOLY SH*T SHE FCKIN UUUUGGLY".!!
yo momma so ugly that even the god of beauty cant fix that b*tch
Your Momma So Fat, the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures!
Yo mamma so fat. When she went sky diving, NASA called it a solar eclipse
Yo Momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell TAXI!!!!!