Yo Momma, so fat, that three musketeers tried to send her mounds on the milky way to mars, but she just snickered and ate them all.

Yo Momma so fat when she put on a white sheet on herself she went as Antarctica.

your Momma so fat that when she sat on a iPod she ate an i pad.

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?

Slap a Kenyan in the face.

What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?

White begins, "once upon a time,"

black begins, "y'all motherf*ckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"

There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"

Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?

To get his stuff back.

What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong

What do spongebob and an asian have in common? they're both yellow and cant drive.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.