What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ?
The elevator can raise a child.

What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?

Out dated farm equipment.

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road?



There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What do you call an Asian billionare
Cha Ching

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?

Trustworthy

What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?

BEAN DIP

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?

Twix...

I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?

He always burns the franks.

Why does Beyoncè sing "To the left"?

Because black people have no rights.