Me: why are all black people fast

Friend: idk why?

Me: Cause all the slow ones are in jail

What do you do if you see your T.V floating in mid air at night?

Yell "Drop it!"

What do you do when your fridge floating in mid air at night?

Run like hell because that's one big black dude!

To all you bro's out there

*Brofist*

What did the black kid get for christmas? Your Bike

Me: Staring contest. Go!

Me: O.O

Friend: -.-

Me: I win! You blinked! Haha

Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

What do you call a black guy in a suit?...

Guilty

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?

Because there were only 2 vans.

Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?



- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

What do you call a redneck virgin?

a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?

If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cottons picked.

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?



Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!!!