What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
Santa stops after the third Ho.
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
they only work with a chain on
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion?
A member of crimestoppers of america
What do you call a blackpriest??
Holy shit.
what do you do when you see a bloody Mexican in your backyard?
Stop laughing and reload.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
how can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
ITS NOT THERE
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot