What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.

A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp. Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, i will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish. After a thought he says he's got it. My first wish is i want a million dollars. Genie. your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars. Man. Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.. Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres. And now you have but one wish
The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death

Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.

Q:What's black on top of white?
A: Rape
Q:What's white on top of black?
A: Society

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.

How are black people and wolves similar?

They both fight in packs

why arent black people affended by thes jokes

because they cant read

What sucks about being a black jew?
They have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why can't black kids play in sand boxes?



Because the cat keeps covering them up!!!

Why do most black men cry during sex?
Pepper spray.