what's the difference between Harry Potter & the Jews? Harry Potter made it out of the chamber.

I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.

I'm so proud of my African pen pal. He tells me he hasn't had a drink in days. That's the spirit! Keep it up bro!

whats faster than a black person stealing your car? him driving away in it

It's so easy to tell when a white person is mad cause they turn different colors like fruity pebbles.

How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao
-only Juan

Q:what's the worst thing your wife can say during sex?
A:Honey I'm home

I'm not racist. My shadow is black

What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.

whats the most confusing day in Jamaica?

fathers day