How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?



4 in the seats and 29 in the ash trash!

Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!!!!!!

How dora got into the united states
Through the desert
Across the boarder
And to the white van

What's the similarity between a polar bear and a french person?
They're both white, huge and smell like fish

A white guy walks into a bar with a pig. The black bartender sees them and says, "Hey, you can't bring that shit in here.", the pig replies, " Sorry, we'll leave."

What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge eater

How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?

Kick his teeth in

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ?

A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Q:why dont you see black people on cruises.

A: because thay have sailed that ship before