A trucker is hired to deliver a bunch of generic black bowling balls to the new bowling alley across town. As hes driving, a deer runs out in front of his truck and he swerves and tips the truck, and his cargo goes flying everywhere. He jumps out of the truck and begins trying to gather up the bowling bowls. He notices that an old woman has run out of her house with a baseball bat and is beating the bowling balls with it. He runs over to her an yells, "what do you think you're doin' lady???" and she screams in distress, "I'm breaking them before they hatch."

why are black people's hands and knees so white?
because they were on there hands and knees when god spray painted them.

Why are mexicans fast.
cause all the slow ones are still in mexico.

white guy: " this land was made for you and me"
Black guy: "this land was slaved for you by me"

tom died and peter was giving him a tour of heaven. this first area of clouds is our meditating area. over there is our flower gardens. these next clouds is our hall of records. now when we go by these next clouds you must be very quiet. why, says tom, its the mormons they think they are the only ones here.

why are niggers so f*cking dumb? cause there f*cking niggers thats why

What is the difference between black people and tires? Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

why are black people the best at hide and seek? Because you cant see then in the dark.

why do black guys have garage sales?
SO you can get your shit back!

how do you now when a asian has been in your house? the mother f*cker ate your pet