Why was the jew jealous of the pizza?
Because it came out of the oven

whats long & black ?
the unemployment line

Why don't Mexicans cook out? Because they can't figure out how to stop the beans from falling through the grill.

How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - You pull up her sleeve.

Iam not racist

Racism is a crime

and crime is for niggers

Why don't black people dream? Cause we shot the last one that did.

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none they just beat the room becouse its black.

What is the difference between a Jewish person and a pizza





Pizzas don't scream when they are in the oven

Q:What kind of cans are found in Mexico?
A:Mexicans

What kind of pizzas did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.