Why are the mexican and the black man friends?The border police hadn't shot one yet

Whats the difference between a black Jew and white Jew?
The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man?
A bench can support a family

Why did they fired the blond from the m&m factory? Cuz she kept througing away all the w's

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer...

An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza In a oven?

The pizza doesn't scream.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew?



You get the back of the oven.

How tall is the tallest arab in the world?
9'11''.

What's the difference between a boyscout and a Jew?
The boyscout comes back from camp.