what do u call a black person on a churck? holy shit ohhhhhh burnn haha get it

Why can't white people swim?

because crackers get soggy when wet!

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

If you rate this kickass Chuck Norris will round-house kick One Direction off the face of the earth. If you rate this lame... Chuck... will...find you.....

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

chuck Norris has a bear rug in his room, the bears not dead it's just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.

When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.