The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris' daughter once lost her virginity.

Chuck Norris got it back.

They once named a bridge after Chuck Norris. They had to tear it down, though because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

chuck norris can strangle you with a wireless telephone.

Michael Jackson didn't dye himself white... Chuck Norris scared the black out of him.

Chuck Norris's cock is so big that 3/4 of it is still technically a virgin.

the real reason hitler killed himself is because he found out chuck norris was jewish

Santa use to be real... before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list.

chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people..................... then it exploxed

When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored

And decided to carve a sculpture with only his

Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....

Mount Rushmore