When Chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push up. He pushes the world down

Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and shit it out solved

Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

When chuck Norris plays zombies at transit the zombies get on the bus and leave!

It's shatterproof glass 'cause Chuck Norris hasn't kicked it yet

When Chuck Norris falls into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck norris dosent call the wrong number. You have the wrong phone.

The only reason aliens were able to destroy the Earth in Independence Day was because Chuck Norris had the day off.

Chuck Norris can speak French...... In Indian.