Why couldn't they print Chuck Norris' face onto the toilet paper?
Because Chuck Norris doesn't take shit from no one.

Chuck Norris has a dig bick.
You read wrong that.
You still read that wrong.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

Chuck Norris just completed his bracket for next years tournament

One day, Chuck Norris threw a grenade. 50 people died............. and then the grenade exploded.

chuck norris doesnt go swimming water just choses to be around him

chuck norris doesent battle he just allows you to loose

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain,cocain does chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once killed a man 3 hours before the fight broke out.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.