If Chuck Norris became the president the oval office would be sworn into him.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



Suggestions:



Run, before he finds you.

Try a different person.

Try someone less dangerous.

Chuck Norris: Now kids do not try this "Swallows Lava"

When you see someone in a full body cast congratulate them. They are one of the few f*cked by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough.

Ducks feed Chuck Norris at the pond.

chuck norris died 20 years ago death just hasent bulit up the guts to tell him

Isis sent Ra into outer space at his own request. Ra had known Chuck Norris was coming.

Why hasn't North Korea destroyed the world yet?

It wants Chuck Norris to do it for them.

chuck norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up