No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris reads the terms and conditions.

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry.

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he goes number 1#.

When you see a dazed man walking down the street, you know hes witnessed Chuck NOrris's awesomeness

Chuck Norris's new movie on pornhub.....

Walk her Texas Ranger

It doesn't snow where Chuck Norris lives, it's always sunny like Philadelphia.

Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard. The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death.

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see