Me: Guess What?

Lad: What?

*Gets ran over by a bus*
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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A jew doesn't scream when it's in the oven.
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John died of the big c, no not cancer the c off of the coke sign.
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Why did the baby drop his ice cream?

He was hit by a truck
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a duck walks into a bar and animal control is called bc it is unsanitary to have a duck in the bar
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What would happen if samara
(from the ring) is coming out of
the t.v and you change the channel Before her whole body comes out?
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Q.Why did Barney explode?
A. Who f**king cares?
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Meek Mill's real name is Robert Williams and Rick Ross' real name is William Roberts. There's something up with that...
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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead
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What's red and breaks your teeth?
-A brick!
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