Uploaded on 2014.01.31 02:24:09 in Funny  Favorites
Oh, I love being a boy!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 02:20:22 in Funny  Favorites
Idaho is no longer a state
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 02:23:35 in Funny  Favorites
Riot Police in Various countries
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 02:23:46 in Funny  Favorites
Santa isnt real
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 02:20:20 in Funny  Favorites
Sometimes i fear the food might eat me
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A man is sun-bathing nude at the beach; a little girl comes up to him so he covers his penis with a newspaper. The little girl asks, 'Whats under there?' The man says, 'A bird.' The girl walks away and the man falls asleep. He wakes up later in a hospital and is in great pain. A doctor and a policeman are at his bed, the doctor asks him, 'Do you remember what happened?' The man replies, 'I don't know; I was at the beach and fell asleep after talking to a little girl. The policeman says I asked her what happened and she said , 'I didn't do anything to the man, but while he was asleep, I played with his bird. It spit at me! So I broke it's neck, burned its nest, and smashed the two little eggs!
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Uploaded on 2014.01.31 01:10:30 in Funny  Favorites
Overly attached Laya Healthcare
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Uploaded on 2014.01.09 06:12:42 in Funny  Favorites
Miss your pepsy bro..
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Boy: Wanna here a joke about my Dick? Nevermind, its to long.
Girl: Wanna here a joke about my pussy? Nevermind, you'll never get it.
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My 6yo son was in the garden looking at a couple pf spiders, when he said dad, Is that a mummylongleg under that daddylongleg. I looked at him and said, No son there's only daddylonglegs. I was feeling rather impressed that he was asking such intelligent question. When I saw him stomp on the spIders yelling "THERE WILL BE NONE OF THAT POOFTER SHIT GOING ON IN OUR GARDEN"
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