Paul Walker tried to fight a tree, the tree won and got a free car.
Julia Gillard walks into a bar. She says wanna go out sometime
The bartender says yes Miss Gillard
She says f*ck off I wasn't talking to you
The bartender says who were you talking to then
Julia Gillard says the wall
I didn't know Paul Walker had dandruff, apparently they found Head and Shoulders in his dashboard.
Girls say guys are jerks but there favourite artist is lil wayne
What do 1 Direction and Justin Bieber have in common?
The 6 of them can't get a chick to save their lives.
a socialist, a illegal immigrant, and a muslim walk into a bar
the bartender says "hello president Obama"
how did they punish hellen keller?
by moving the furnature around
How do you wake up lady gaga?
Poke her face
North West is gonna be scarred for life when she watches Bound 2
In Taylor Swift's song trouble, she lied. She said that her ex Harry was trouble. But which one of them has been in a whole bunch of unsuccessful relationships and has songs to prove it? Maybe its not Taylor's exes who are trouble, maybe she's trouble.