GET A JOB if you are reading this or are u to dazed at this comment
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Goob tried to pick me up once so i punched him
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If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.
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You save a Damsel rom falling off the side of a cliff. As your holding onto her, say" Hey baby, hows it hanging?"
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the turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
he said: i sold my tv.
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If I was a rapist you would be my first victim
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Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit
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Your ass must be an eclispe cause i've just been mooned
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Are you from outer space beacause your ass is out of this wotld
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My dick died.
Can i burry it in you?
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