I have a perfect insult for you: And you're name is Lydia!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
A mysterious hole in the road appeared over night. No one knows how it got there.
Police are looking into it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
you are so poor when you asked your mom what was for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs
how much wood would a wood chuck chuk if he was black .... he wouldnt he would tell mr beaver to do it for him
how do you make a killed stickman with a keyboard?
What did Batman say before Robin got in the car? get in the car
"Dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
Me: Hey want to hear a dirty joke
Friend: Sure Me: A pig fell in the mud