I have a perfect insult for you: And you're name is Lydia!
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Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
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A mysterious hole in the road appeared over night. No one knows how it got there.
Police are looking into it.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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you are so poor when you asked your mom what was for dinner she spread her legs and said crabs
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how much wood would a wood chuck chuk if he was black .... he wouldnt he would tell mr beaver to do it for him
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how do you make a killed stickman with a keyboard?
thats how....
>-IO
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What did Batman say before Robin got in the car? get in the car
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"Dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"

Carry on.
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Me: Hey want to hear a dirty joke
Friend: Sure Me: A pig fell in the mud
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