Cool dude: Your face is so aggressive to my eyes!
Nerd: You're lucky that you have eyes!
Class:oooooohhhhhhhh! Burn!
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Annoying guy: you failed

Me: your dad. Didn't when he left you and your mom
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you mustve been born on a motorway cuz thats where most accidents happen
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Bully:you got a messed up hairline you:yo mama's pussy got a messed up hairline
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*texting a friend*
Me: Hey what's up?
Friend: NOthiNg MucH.
Me: Um, ok. Did you hear about the new kid?
Friend: YeAH hE's iN mY sEcoND HoUr.
Me: dude, I think your cap locks is having a seizure.
Friend: nO iT'S nOt.
Me: Check again, and this time actually look at your phone, not your dick. It's never gonna grow long enough.
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How many gallons of semen did you have to swallow to get that stupid???
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(Mom playing with her child)
Mom-Got your nose!!!!!
Kid- Bitch If u got my nose then how the f*ck am i still breathing?
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Sorry i can't understand you when your choking on a dick, faggot. )'.'(
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I'm sorry, I keep looking at your chest while you're talking... its just so beautiful. Is it real oak?
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Your certficet is a sorry letter from the condom factorie
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