Actually, Chuck Norris killed two stones with one beard. The dude who posted it wrong is now moments away from a painful death.
It doesn't snow where Chuck Norris lives, it's always sunny like Philadelphia.
Chuck Norris's new movie on pornhub.....
Walk her Texas Ranger
When you see a dazed man walking down the street, you know hes witnessed Chuck NOrris's awesomeness
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he goes number 1#.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris even when he's hungry.
Chuck Norris reads the terms and conditions.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
No one crosses Chuck Norris RD because no one crosses Chuck Norris
chuck norris threw a granade killed 50 people then it blew up