why did the chicken cut his legs and wings of ? to make his dinner
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A bat came to his friends wit blood over his face his he ask his friends do you want to now were I get al dis blood his friends says yes and he dit go show and the bat says with the blood over his face do you see dat tree there his friends says yes yes yes He says I didn't see it
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Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Cause theres too many Cheetahs!
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What's red and green and goes at 100mph?

A frog in a blender
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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her
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I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
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Which day do chickens hate the most?
Friday
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Is it just me, or do alligators always look like they are in the middle of a push-up?
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Yo mama's like a bowling ball shes picked up fingered and then thrown in a gutter
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Animals are lucky, they f*ck where they want with out going to jail.
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