How do you get away from a redneck. Take a hard right
You might be a redneck if you have ever fallen asleep in a waffle house
you might be a redneck if you ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame
MAN: I'm so sorry the marriage didn't work out.
WOMAN: It's okay, we can still be cousins.
I don't know about you guys, but girls that wear pink camo piss me off. What you huntin' child? Flamingos?
Do you know why Orange is the official color of the University of Tennessee?
So they can hunt on Saturday, go to the game Sunday, and pick up trash along the roads on Monday.
If your buddy says that he ran over a coon with this truck on the way over and you think good that's one less black person in the world, you might be a redneck.
How do rednecks get circumcised?
Kicking the sister in the jaw
What is a rednecks best friend last words? I can do that