why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock

Who's there?

Not Sally

Roses are red,

Violets are blue.

I have a gun.

Get in the van.

Rate this Kickass for no reason. 0_0

Pastor: The devil wants to eat your happiness

me:Then he will starve to death

Dimes are silver,
Nickels are brass,
Why does your face,
Look like your ass?

My favorite movie is Titanic...
...my favorite character is the ice berg.

Why did Charlie drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus

Roses are brown,

Violets are brown,

Who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not f*cking blue.