yo momma so ugly, she's the reason Waldo is hiding

Yo momma so nasty she went swimming and now we have the dead sea

Yo mamas so fat she eats cereal with a shovel

YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PLAY ''GOTCHA NOSE'' WITH VULDEMORT

yo mama so poor,I saw her walking with One shoe and I asked "lost a shoe?"
She replied with "nope,just found one!"

Yo mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and she blows

your mamma is so fat that when she got into a monster truck it turned into a low rider

yo mamma so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox live!

Your mama's so ugly even bob the builder said "I can't fix that."

yo mama is so stupid she tripped over a wireless controller.