if a man went to see his phschiatrist in nothing but saranwrap, what did the phschiatrist say? a:i can clearly see your nuts!
Can I touch your belly button... From the inside?
You wanna go camping?
I've already pitched a tent.
If your two legs are slices of bread can my dick be the peanut butter
If I flip a coin what's the chance of me getting head
I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you?
Boy: Hey, can you help me look for something? Something fell.
Girl: Sure, what fell?
Boy: My zipper.
Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Hey! Did you just come from Subway?
Because I like to eat fresh. *wink
Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.