Q-What did the hurricane say to the palm tree....
A-Hold on to your nuts because this is gonna be one hard Blow job :D
Pickup line for you guys this weekend:
Hey baby, are you ketchup? Because I want to rub you all over my wiener.
hey beautiful do u believe in love at first sight or should i walk bye again?
If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I don't drink.
Guy: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?
Boy: Hey, girl! Wanna get some pizza and f*ck?
Girl: Uh! No!
Boy: What? You don't like pizza?
Girl: How was your lunch?
Guy: How was your lunch?
Girl: No im asking you.
Guy: No im asking you.
Girl: Are you copying off me!?
Guy: Are you copying off me!?
Girl: Lets go shopping!
Guy: Lunch was great.
If you were a door I would slam you all night!!!
Me: I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
Me: Because I swear you get more beautiful everyday.
He: Haven't I seen you some place before?
She: Thats why i don't go there anymore.....