yo mamma's so poor she hangs used toilet paper up to dry! :)

yo mommma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arreseted for public nudity!

Yo Mamma SOOOOOOO fat, when she farted, she caused Global Warming!

Yo mamma so dumb se sat on the tv and watched the couch

Yo moma so fat she used the high way as a slip in slide

Yo momma so hairy when you came

Out her virgina you were born

with carpet burn

Yo Momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl

YO MOMMA SO DUM SHE LOCKED HER KEY IN A MOTYCYCLE

Yo Momma so ugly Hello Kitty Said goodbye!

Yo Momma is so poor she use's her head as a mop.