Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?

What's Mexicans favorite video game
Borderlands

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?



Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!!!

How do you tell if a black chick is pregnant?

If she pulls out a tampon and all of the cottons picked.

What do you call a redneck virgin?

a 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers

Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?



- He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death

Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?

Because there were only 2 vans.

What do you call a black guy in a suit?...

Guilty

Me: Staring contest. Go!

Me: O.O

Friend: -.-

Me: I win! You blinked! Haha

Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Your Bike