What do you do if you see your T.V floating in mid air at night?

Yell "Drop it!"

What do you do when your fridge floating in mid air at night?

Run like hell because that's one big black dude!

To all you bro's out there

*Brofist*

Me: why are all black people fast

Friend: idk why?

Me: Cause all the slow ones are in jail

Why does Beyoncè sing "To the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's?

He always burns the franks.

I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?

Twix...

What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?

BEAN DIP

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?

Trustworthy

What do you call an Asian billionare
Cha Ching

What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road?



There's skid marks in front of the dog.