what do you call a black man on top of a church



holly shit

Yo momma is so fat that the National Weather Service has to name her farts.

Yo momma is so ugly her shadow ran away

You mama's so FAT even Dora couldn't explore her!!!

Yo Momma is so fat, her first period made the Red Sea

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon

yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said i want ur weight not your phone number.

Yo Mama so black that when the cops shot at her at night the bullets come back for flashlights.

Yo mamma so stupid she bought a puzzle and returned it because it was broken.

Yo momma so fat she walked past my house and I missed 1year of light