A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.

"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.

"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.

"Okay, where do you live?"

"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.

"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks frustratedly.

"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
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Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo?
Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours?
Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already.
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How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-1,000
1 to hold the light bulb, and 999 to turn the house around.
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There was a blonde, brunet and a redhead they were on there way to heaven. God said, "I will give you 100 jokes; if you laugh you go to hell." The brunet laughed at the 10th joke and she went to hell. The redhead laughed at the 43rd joke and she went to hell. The blonde was at the 99th joke then she laughed. "WHAT THE HELL YOU WERE ALMOST TO HEAVEN ! WHY DID YOU LAUGH?", said god. Blonde said, "I just got the first joke."
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One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization. The only way to get home was to swim. The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning. The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark. The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.
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There are three blondes on an island. A genie says they can only have one wish t get themselfs off. The first says" I wish I was smart" so she turns into a red head and swims off the island. The second says " I wish I was smarter than her" so she turns into a brunette and swims away. The third one says " I wish I was smarter than both of them" so she turns into a man and walks on the bridge.
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One day a blonde stopped at a stop sign then a cop came down and said mam you have been sitting her for four hours what are you doing the blonde said waiting for the stop sign to say go.
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Boy1: A blonde and brunette are on the top of a building. Who falls off first?

Boy2: The blonde?

Boy1: No, she has to ask for directions on how.
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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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Why did the blonde return the puzzle?
It was broken.
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