Chuck Norris's dog is trained o pick up its own poop because he does not take shit from any one.
The leading causes of death in the United States are:
3. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented all visible colors. Except pink, Tom Cruize invented pink.
Chuck Norris' heartbeat monitor is a vertical line.
Chuck Norris knows what the fox says.
Chuck norris don't wear sunblock the sun wears chuck block
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear lightning and see thunder.
When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind.
Chuck Norri's tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cries.