Yo momma so ugaly she walked into a scary hay ride and came out with a appilcation

Yo mamma so old when she farts she farts out dust

Yo momma so poor she couldnt even afford to finish this se

Yo momma so dumb she put the keys of the keyboard in alphabetical order

Yo momma so fat the earth thought that there was a new planet

Yo mamas so poor when I walked in the front door I tripped out the back

Yo mamas like a hardware store two cents for a screw

Yo mama is so fat her waist size is the equator

Yo mommy is so poor she can't even pay attention

yo mammas so fat when she dresses in green in tokyo and the japenese say "ahh it godzilla"