Yo momma so fat she has to buy three airline tickets.

yo momma is so poor people break into her house and leave her money

Yo momma so ugly even lady goga didn't want to poker face...

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason the snow melts

yo mamma is so old she used to babysit jesus

Girl: "Bitch!"
You:Do I look like your mom to you?

Yo mamma's so stupid, when she was being chased by cops, she called 911.

Yo Momma so fat the Superbowl is only for her breakfast...

yo mamma is so fat she does not even fit in this joke

you moma is so old that she has jesus in her year book