I know a gay couple that says that they hate using condoms because, when they do, they can't feel shit.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a man ordering one shot after another, sobbing uncontrollably. He goes over and asks what the matter is. The man says, "My only son just told me he's gay and found a boyfriend last night." The guy just says, "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that man."

The next day, the guy goes to the same bar, and he sees the same man doing the same thing. Again, he goes over and asks what the matter is. The man responds, "I just found out that my brother has been dating this gay guy for some time now, and today they got engaged." The guy just says "Gee, I'm really sorry to hear that, man."

The next day, the guy walks into the bar and sees the man drinking his life away. He marches up to the man and says, "God dammit, does anyone in your family like pussy?" The man says, "Apparently my wife does!"

there was a person that went to the holding cell and the guard asked what are you doing here the person i was blowing bubbles in the park another person went in the holding cell and he said the same thing then a third person walked in the cell and the guard said let me guess you were blowing bubbles in the park third person said no sir i am bubbles

There was a person sitting on the park bench.Some kids ran past and called him a motherf*cker.He didn't know what it was so he went he and asked his mother.His mother was startled so she said it means guests or friends.The next day some people said he was a pussy.Again he asked his mother and she said it was food.A few days later he heard a conversation and some said"having sex."He asked his mum and she said getting ready.His girlfriend and her paremts came and he told them"hello motherf*ckers,pussy is on the the table.Mm and dad are having sex.

What do you call 2 lesbians in a closet?? Liquor Cabinet......

Me: You can answer anything by saying "Lets get naked."

Friend: No you can't.

Me: Lets get naked.

boy:what do u call a black man having sex
girl:rape

one day, wife asked her husband
who many girls slept with you..husband replied -'no one' all girls were awake with me full night..you are the one who slept wid me every night...;)

Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?

Her: Umm there's 26...

Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...

Her: *unzips dress*

what is the differance between butter and a blonde? Butter is harder to spread.