Yo Momma is so ugly, she turned Medusa into stone!

yo mama so ugly she went to the bathroom and scared the crap out the toilet

yo mamma is so stupid,she thought chris brown was a colour.

Yo Momma so dumb, she sold her car to pay for gas money.

Yo mama so ugly, she stuck her head out the window and got arrested for mooning!

Your mom so old I slapped her on the back then her tits fell off

Yo Momma so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mamma so fat the Satellite people where wondering why there was two Africa's.

Yo mama so fat when I killed her in call of duty it said five kill streak

Yo momma so stupid when you asked for an xbox 360 for your birthday, she put an x on a cardboard box, spinned it around, and said happy birthday